Amanda says:
hey miss thang
Kara says:
Good day!
How are you? All packed?
Amanda says:
Almost. The final pieces remain. I’m wondering how much the security x-ray is going to love the following items: 350 bucks of ‘lesbian material’, a belt made of fake bullets, and three bags that look like cocaine but are actually hippie bath salts from my bro.
Kara says:
ahhh I love the bullet belt!!! I’m sure you won’t have a problem, just wear a low cut top, wear your hair down in the “just fucked” style and you’ll be fine.
Amanda says:
hah.
So in gay news we are one week away from the prop 8 hearing, anti-gay pastor Warren received 2.5 million in funding, and the pope is trying to keep Spain gay-marriage free. Good times. Good times.
I’m being sarcastic of course.
Kara says:
I’m glad we live in Canada.
usually.
Amanda says:
I think you should take on a right-wing religious leader for the forum. How would you like that? I smell another special guest spot.
Kara says:
hmmm
Amanda says:
How do we get them to agree to come on.
Kara says:
call the pope?
Amanda says:
We’d have to Cobert their ass.
Kara says:
hahahaha
Amanda says:
it’s true.
In other news. How are things on the dating front?
how was meet-the-parents night?
Kara says:
ha! delightful. It went over really well, she was here again last night for a turkey dinner. My family was casual and funny as always. Joey met her as well… he’s a fan.
Amanda says:
I’m also a fan. I can get a t-shirt done if you’d like.
On my end of things, I’m thinking text messaging really should offer a mood setting and should also restrict the number of texts you can send to a person in one day. Ha ha. Long distance texting has me looking needier than I am I think.
Kara says:
hahahaha
Amanda says:
”Put the phone down, Jardine”
that’s my new motto for myself ha.
Kara says:
I can’t comment… all of the pictures of me over the holidays I have the ol’ crackberry in my hand. I realised I have a problem.
there are pictures of me texting
its that bad.
What have I become?
Amanda says:
it’s true. You’ve become a machine. I think I want to real back my wires so to speak in the new year.
I can find other things to do with insomnia.
Kara says:
I bet at the time you’re sending things that you think are super clever…
Amanda says:
it’s true.
Kara says:
they’re not. hahaha its a cold hard fact.
Amanda says:
and then they just get lost in translation.
Kara says:
put the phone down, Jardine.
Amanda says:
indeed.
Kara says:
hahahaha
Amanda says:
I’m thinking about going to a Femme fest of sorts in Vancouver on the 18th. I wish this site had some sort of provincial/government funding. Get on it Doucet.
Kara says:
agreed, how do you go about that anyway?
Amanda says:
I think you just RSVP on the facebook and show up to the events. There is a reading from Ivan E. Coyote, and a bunch of other happenings. It’s mostly fundraising for their collective. Should be awesome.
How are queer fronts on the east coast?
Our femme crew from Victoria is going to go so we can network and get ideas, etc.
Kara says:
right on!
Amanda says:
Speaking of which, the organizer of the Femme Outlaws (the femme collective I’m a part of) has agreed to chat to us in the coming week(s) so we can share a bit more of the movement with our readers of all walks.
Kara says:
Sweet! I’m digging the special guests.
7
€ah!
Amanda says:
Yeah I think we should get people in on all different subjects as often as possible.
7?
Kara says:
the cat attacked the laptop
Amanda says:
awww “pussy write letter.”
Kara says:
bahahahahaha
Amanda says:
I wish Margaret Cho would come on.
Kara says:
AH me too
Amanda says:
I’ve been hassling her a little.
Kara says:
hahaha
Amanda says:
perhaps if we keep telling her how much we love her in a public forum.
Kara says:
Agreed, I love her. I wish my DVDs weren’t in storage so we could have watched Margret while you were here.
hahaha
Amanda says:
yeah well, you suck so.
Kara says:
hahaha
Amanda says:
Any other news?
Kara says:
We’re moving to a ranch.
hahaha
Amanda says:
The dream home? They got it!?
Kara says:
no, a different one, one on 20 acres instead of 5. The house has separate wings. And you can see the Mactaquac head pond and Keswick ridge from both of the huge bathtubs…
it’s a little further out.
Amanda says:
I smell a summer writing retreat!
Kara says:
indeed.
Amanda says:
Tell Sher-bear to book me in for August
Kara says:
Done.
We’ll have the pool and hot tub ready to go.
You’ll die. We went in on Thursday.
Amanda says:
I must go pile all of the remaining goods into suitcases. Big hearts yo. See you in eight months, lova. I can’t wait to sip wine like a socialite in your mother’s tub. Oh the thing we share, you and I.
xoxo
Kara says:
hahahaha
later, have a safe trip!
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