Angry Sweating Yogis

The class that comes before the Sunday Kettlebell class is some kind of sweaty yoga class, Im not quite sure what they do in that room because its done in the dark, then everyone comes out all sweaty and exhausted looking…and when our class goes in the room its about 85 degrees and smelly with puddles of dna all over the wood floor…I clean my sweat up the sweaty yoga people should do the same…..but the sweaty yoga people dont like us…ours is the last class of the day, our instructor gets there on time and expects the room to be cleared of the sweaty people in capris, but they never leave on time…infact the yoga class always runs over and this tends to piss our instructor off, so he now barges into the class turns on the lights and starts setting up…this REALLY pisses off the snatchy yoga queen and her bevy of cod pieces who bitch and moan at us on the way out of their class, clutching there yoga mats and sneering.  The gym tried to resolve the issue turning each class into 55 minutes giving everyone 5 minutes to clear out before the next class, but that didnt work.  I heard the yoga instructor yammering at the front desk about how her class needed more time and that it should be extended, she was surrounded by her coven of head waggers “oh yes, your right, we SHOULD get more time…yes mommy”.  I keep thinking theres going to be a fight, like in West Side Story, the yoga people vrs the Kettlebell people, they will turn into supercharged rubber people and try to strangle us and we, ofcourse, will beat them to death with a kettlebell..seems unfair really…but ofcorse there will be singing and dancing, that kind of makes up for the brutality…..kind of

 

The Jets beat the Patriots, we watched the whole game because I never believe the patriots loose until the fat lady sings, in this case the fat lady would be the patriots coach, bill bellycheck …she sung.  This weekend went by so fast, the weather was lovely…looking forward to my next, and final tattoo, we are going to Newport in October Im still shopping for tattoos, not quite sure what to get…theres also a Harry Potter exhibit at the Museum of Science in October featuring alot of the props and special effects stuff used in the Harry Potter series, we are definitely hitting that one….see I told you October was the best month of the year, I wont even mention my favorite holiday on the 31st, much too early to get so excited…

 I heard this song while poking through radio stations Saturday and it reminded me of my brother James